| I feel like McDonald's.
I'm lovin' it! |
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| So today I went to the nursery. And I bought a cactus. A right good cactus, it is, if I do say so myself.
I named it Jemmica
and then, with it, I called Marc. And they made love. It was sweet, like the blood of sugar. Sugar blood.
Ohhhh everybody has a water buffallo
yours is fast but mine is slow
where you get them I don't know
But everybody has a water buffalo
WAIT YOU CAN'T SAY EVERYBODY HAS A WATER BUFFALO BECAUSE EVERYBODY DOES
NOT HAVE A WATER BUFFALO WE'RE GOING TO GET ALL THESE NASTY LETTER
SAYING WHERE IS IM WATER BUFFALO
WHY DONT iI HAVE A WTAER BUFFALO
...Ohhh everybody has a baby kangaroo
yours is pink but mine is blue.
April's so cool. I want to father her children.
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